1. Jhonny Walkar and Jhonny Whiskey were heavily drunk between the raiway lines in the night. Then Jhonny Walker said: “What a long ladder! There’s no end!”

“No, now we have come on the roof,” said Jhonny Whiskey, after seeing the headlight of an approaching train. “See, the night’s over and the sun is rising there!”

2. Sunil Dutt to his son Sanjay: Where had you been late last night?”

Sanjay: “ I has taken some of my boy friends for a joy ride in our new Maruti.”

Sunil: “Well! But tell them not to leave broken bangles in the car in future.”

3. I.S.johar’s son asked his father: “Father, what is anatomy?”

“Something which we all have,” replied Johar “ but which best on girls!

3. Once I.S Johar was asked to define Ball-Room dance

“It is vertical ex-pression of horizontal desire!”

4. Notice in a hotel bedroom:

If u desire anything during the night pray ring for the chambermaid.

5. “How did the princes came to know that she was pregnant?”

“From the press”

6. In a shop window:

“For sale, mahogamy wardrobe with seven large drawers, five shelves and ample hanging space for man”

7. An invitation to a dance party ended with the words --- Dress optional

8. Sridevi, the South Indian actress came panting and told her mother that since Avinash, her boy friend, had just passed his medical exams, they wanted to get married.

“Don’t you think it would be a good idea for him to practice for a year or two first? “ asked the mother. “But mother,” replied the frank girl “We have been practicing for quite sometime already!”

9. Once Albert Einstein, in a lighter vein declared: “Women are  expert mathematicians.  They always divide their age by two, multiply their husbands income by five and add a few years to the age of their friends.”

10. Kishore Kumar, the famous singer actor and music director was sitting by the side of his dying wife, Ruma. When she became sure of approaching death she said: “Please dear do marry again after my death. But promise not to give my clothes to her to wear”.

“I promise,” replied the husband, “Madhu is taller than you and thin as well. Your clothes will not fit her.”